Shanties, Beer, and Little to Fear

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All right, you made, he's listening to tipsy talking today. We have a special episode. My name is Chris, and today we have,

my name is Jared. We have a good friend of mine here named Jared and Jared here. He's a big fan of two things. DND, you know, tabletop games and sea shanties. Now, Jerry, please explain what a sea shanty. All right. So a sea shanty to my knowledge is a, it's a song sang by sailors or a Workman at sea. And pretty much they either tell a story or, uh, tell warnings, or even like encourage the crew to keep them around.

While they're out at sea. Now, Jared here has been listening to his sea shanties for a while, and it's been a trend lately on social media. But for some reason he predated the trend by like a couple more, so more like a, like a year. This is incredible. I don't know how that happened, but now it's a trend.

So this is as much people seeing the sea shanties everywhere. It's kind of crazy. There's like one thread on tickets. Or like a hundred different people are singing the Wellman, which fun fact I learned isn't even the sea shanty, but anyways, so we're combining, Jared's two interest today and he's coming up with a little bit of a home.

Bruce, choose your own adventure type thing for me here. And we're just going to see how it goes. You ready to go on this adventure? Remember it's your adventure journey choices and ready. All right. Let's set. The let's set the, uh, the setting of it. You are a. Lowly villager in unnamed talent and city, but for the most part, you are in Europe and,

um, you are, you live in a fishing town. You're a new recruit, a new recruit for a, for a ship called the Billy of tea.

Now. You don't know too many of the people there actually. You don't know anyone really, but, so you're preparing your ship for a long week or weeks days at sea. Yes. Words. You're doing very good. Read English, everybody. Yeah. I know. You've been told that there's not much extra room on the aboard the ship.

Okay. So you can only, you have. The options of extra provisions, like, um, some food, maybe a little bit of a like canteen or two of water, or you could bring some personal supplies of yours, use some cloth or, uh, some like hammer or rope, which do you choose? What's included. What's included in my supplies and the supplies you'll be getting.

Uh, let's see about 50 feet of rope, like a makeshift bedsheet type of thing for you, you know, just in case you ever need to, the crew needs help fixing, uh, the sales or something, as well as a hammer and a chisel. I think I wouldn't have to go with supplies, supplies. I'm sure to ship. We'll have enough food to feed me.

All right. Enough grog. Okay. Oh, grog. All right. You begin preparing your things and you can hear some bully boys outside, running down to the local Tavern. He decided to go off and follow them. I like myself, a good, a good Tavern. As you enter into the Tavern, you can see the bustle is, you know, the typical mid day bustle, except for one thing, there is a table in the back currently seating about six.

People one with a very strong black beard, you can see that he he's the only one wearing a hat. One of my options, the table or the bar top. Yeah, I'm going to go investigate the table. All right. So you had over to the table and you can see that they're in the middle of playing, playing a game and you can see that I knew a little bit, although you don't look to be that well versed.

Uh, see travel. You don't have your sea legs yet? I don't have my sea legs yet. Yeah, you're right. I just have my somewhere in Europe legs at the moment in Europe. Okay. But you can hear the two who you assume to be the captain. You haven't met the captain yet. Just y'all. All right, let's get to it. Next game.

You drawing the little one. Yeah, I look at him and I say, damn straight. I'm gonna join him. All right. Well, before we get this game started, he looks over your shoulder. You can see it looks at the, at the bar top he's waves, a finger. Oh, I was around for the bully boys. Another round. All right. So that means, that means you're going to have a little bit of a drink here, right?

Yes. Oh man. Your first drink comes in. Ooh. So apparently the barkeep has given us a Belgian style. Golden ale, cold as follows, brewed by Stillwater. Artisinal it's a bully boy.

Yeah. So a Belgian style golden ale called as follows by Stillwater artists. It appears to be 9% alcohol. Wow. That's hefty. Want to read what it says there? Yeah. All right. So it's a big, bold, hoppy and gold built sturdy enough to withstand the apocalypse, but delicate enough to sip and enjoy all night.

That was good. That was intense. He put a lot of emotion. Wow. Let's give it a poor just to see what it looks like.

Mm tasty. Yeah. That was a delicious bottle cap. Just a little poor, just to see, to see what it looks like. Okay. So it's all little it's light. It's very light colored. It's it's a lot, it's very yellow, more yellow than I expected. Yeah. It doesn't look like your typical, like let's say like cortisone or something.

It's it's it's it's like a lemon peel. There's no head. Ooh. What in the world from here? What does that smell like to you smells like, um, I want to say citrus, but it doesn't smell like citrus. What is that? Okay. So usually a lot of these beers have like good, really good descriptions about the notes and stuff.

All the beers we found today. Nothing literally, no, not no descriptions. Okay. Okay. I don't know how to describe it. Definitely a lot more tough than a regular ale. A lot more. What? Like tough. Like it has, it has a lot of body strong alcohol taste. Yeah. Well we say it's 9%. Yes. 9%.

No, just chipped his tooth. Yeah. Let's, let's give her a clink here at the boats. Right. I'm trying to find words to describe it. Cause usually I describe what the flavors and stuff, but I can't big, bold and hobby. It's like a tinge. It's sweet. What? Attends to sour. Very bready, but also the ending isn't isn't sweet though.

No, the ending's like bitter. Yes. It kind of tastes like a mix between a normal light ale and an IPA. Yeah, I can get by on that one at the end, it tastes like an IPA. There's definitely some caramel in there. No, I, I know I said I didn't want to say citrus, but I think there's lemon. You taste lemon. I don't get any lemons.

It wasn't like a sour lemon chore, but like, like, you know, like a lemon candy now. Definitely not. It's so hard to describe. I don't know how to describe this. I don't know either. All I know is. I've had my, I've had my, uh, my ale and I'm ready to gamble. Okay. Let's get it. Let's back into there playing a simple game.

Wow. Okay. Playing a simple game of blackjack. A blackjack. Yes. And you can see like the shifty eyes going around while cards are being dealt. Are you throwing in more money? Am I putting in, am I putting in, are you putting in well, you see, I'm assuming I'm a lowly. I'm a lowly peasant. I don't have many, uh, I don't have much Guapo on me too many shillings.

Um, I'm going to put forth a quarter of what I have on me a quarter. Yeah. I'm assuming it's not much. So a quarter of what I have on me. All right. So you throw a quarter, quarter, quarter of your worth. Okay. And they all kind of look at it. Could you kind of just throw like a few copper pieces down and while there's gold pieces on the table, I look at them giving me glances and I just, I put my shoulders up my hands to my head.

I'm like, I don't know. All right. All right. That's a young one play got her name, salty. Chuck is what they call me in this, this here, town salty, chalk. Salty truck. It is.

So you begin playing and, uh, you, you get your cards and everything. Very burpy beer Dem. Yeah. It's very, very hoppy and heavy. You have a pretty good hand. Oh, I do. Yeah. All right. I put on my best poker. It's not very good. I have a little bit of a snaggletooth. All right. The dealer asked everyone to show her cards.

Lou, a little roll. All right. My man brought a dicer, then Haley, I bring dice everywhere. I don't be ready to your surprise. You have the best hat. Ooh. Am I making bank you all? As there are five gold pieces, seven silver pieces, and then the shittiest copper pieces that do it tidy. Right. And you hear all the bully boys?

Oh my God. Yeah. I'll I'll switch to that. Take a swig up here on my finger. No problem there. No, you Gucci. No, you're good.

Okay. And as, uh, as that happens, the, the captain. Let's out a bellowing, laugh and leaves with one other person and the person who recruited you dendritic, his name is Ooh. Dandrich right? Yeah. We're going to his luck. Yeah, it's all. Thanks. The lucky anchovy I keep in my boot at all times. Oh, anchovy. Sir.

Find specimen reaches into his, he reaches into his coat. And takes our Cod head. Oh,

right. Well, I'll be seeing you off, uh, this evening. You can stay here with the crew or you can head off to your own. Follow me to the quarters. So is he the captain of the ship of our ship? Quartermaster. Okay. So, so you make sure people everyone's like alive. I raised my Angelo. I wink towards his card. And I'll say, I'll see you in the corridors.

And I put the anchovy back in my boot where it belongs. All right. Two lucky fish brothers. All right. So he takes off. Okay. Because you're staying with the bullet there. I'm going to stay with the bullet boys. All right. I'm going to get wasted. All right. So they all begin to take another sip of their drinks, another swig swig, and you can see.

He's he's kinda kinda, he's a medium build, man has a little bit of facial hair and you can see they're all packing up their cards and everything. The man who I just described begins to break into song. Oh, my God. We're really doing this. Huh? The bully boys of Liverpool. Where, where do you say okay.

Dangerous jumpers were, but have a good monkey drag it already to your head for another blues, some cold noesis. There's on the banks of blue fell in love. I don't, I don't know, the two wheel scraper and

little bags of new found love. Oh my God. I can remember making me do this. And then the, uh, the, all the other crew. Begin to sing the chorus again, we will scrape her and we'll scrub her. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, go back, go back, go back. Alright. See that. See the thing you said again. And so the, uh, the rest of the crew mates begin to sing the chorus again.

I bet say less rules scraper, and we'll scrub it with Holly stone and sand for their blows. Some cold, no Western bank, some new found land. And you go off, this song has me, this, this song has me questioning our position in Europe, Jerry that's. We really questioning

you said, oh, he did. He did. He says Liverpool, chilling, chilling. And, um, so you don't really know to the, the songs to us. So you're really just joining in on the choruses, but time passes, you all drink. And does the, uh, does the tender give us, give us another round and as you guys are all sobering up a little bit, or just calming down, well, that's not good.

You can see the, the one who started the song begin to head out and as he heads out, he looks at the bottom. And Jew and says prep him for tonight. Yeah. What did you just say? Prep him for tonight? Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. And he walks out the barmaid brings you your next, your next drinks or the next drink. So apparently this barmaid has brought us some Gunner's daughter.

Oh no. She's brought us Gunner's daughter brewed by mass landing brewing company. A beautifully aromatic milk stout with bold flavors of peanut butter, coffee and dark chocolate, 5.5% alcohol by volume. So I just want to say something here, Jared chose all the beers for today. Oh yeah. For this story. So in case you couldn't tell, so the first one, I just want to point this out the first one, um, as follows lots of, of ship fairing vibes on here, right?

Like we got like, oh yeah, we got like the scroll on the front, the water in the back of skull. There's like a very Renaissance looking. I mean, that doesn't have that much to do with rape your health on it or call. Yes. Yes. That's what they are. Cutlass Hilts. So very, very empowered desk already. I'm going to drink this.

Y'all take another sip. We're finishing our first one. So another thing for this episode, it's going to be a little longer, we're drinking the whole drink as the story progressing. So Gunner's daughter, we're going to open it up. We're going to pour it out. See what it looks like also for those of you who, you know, it sounds interesting, but you're you have like a nut allergy.

This actually doesn't contain any nuts, despite it saying it has peanut butter, nut of notes in it. Wow. Nice catch. But for those of you that are lactose, this, this might be a little, this might upset you a little bit. Yeah, go ahead. I read the, read the recipe notes. Cause I didn't, that's not on again, your recipe notes, uh, brewed with natural flavors to taste.

Peanut butter and chocolate without using either. So it's not free, but it does contain lactose that's. Okay. Everyone's a little lactose intolerance. Oh my God. Let me smell this way a little bit. Let me go. Oh my, oh my God. That was nice. Well, look, look at this. Oh, so this stout. Okay. This is probably the darkest one yet.

Pitch black, no light going through. Try to get through to the light. I'm holding it up to my way. Nothing going through good amount of heads smells nice. It smells, literally smells like, um, Snickers stickers. The one. Butterfingers. Yes. Literally smells like a Butterfinger. Let's give it a taste. Yup. Let's just Butterfingers, dude.

Yeah. You could taste the chocolate coating. You could taste the peanutty toffee like middle. Yeah. You know, you don't really taste the alcohol that much and that's, that's fair. It's 5.5%, but oh my God, that's heavy. That's good. Well, damn lactose. I could see it. Yeah. Kind of Milky coffee. There's like Milky aftertaste.

And I like when it, when it goes down, it's. It doesn't feel as carbonated as it looks. No corners daughter. Wow. That's great. So Maddie is actually here in the background. I'm just going to let her have a little taste of this. She made a face of astonishment here. This is beer that's. That's delicious. Wow.

That's crazy. All right. So I look at the bridesmaid and I say, barmaid, the barmaid bridesmaid. I look at the barmaid and I said, thank you for presenting me with Gunner's daughter. Oh no, actually I love this me. And you can see at her head, oh, holding, uh, there's a piss on her hit and she turns around and walks off.

She's a fine young woman. Oh, I liked the bar barmaid you and the Baloo boy's head off. I can read Matt whack perhaps sometimes man, you and the bully boys head off to the ship and it is currently like the sun is setting and you can see some of the boys are, um, take out a few pipes. I'm sorry that this is like on the fly, but oh yeah.

So this is on the fly. He's coming up with this. Sorry, if it sounds a little bit like we're thinking sometimes because we are, this is, this is his pure story on the fly. Yeah. So he was saying that like, wow, you're doing. I was just like, no, cause I'm a DM, right? I'm like shirt DM-ing you might have some notes, but you're you never know what your players are going to do.

So a lot of the time you are doing everything on the fly. That's crazy. That's I mean, I want to get into D and D. Yeah. Do you need amazing to be honest, but, but let's get, let's continue with the story. Yeah. All right. So you, the boys had off the fun, the setting is beautiful. The, you can see the, the horizon is like that orange and it's like reflecting the sun golden hour.

Yes. Golden hour. Nice. And you can see the captain is, uh, there's a, there's a light coming from one of the rooms. Um, which, you know, as the cap, like the captain's quarters yeah. Captain's quarters. And you can see Dedrick standing there with a plank on the, heading up, heading out onto the dock. You boys are a little red faced or you're fine.

We're doing good. Yeah. Just had a few of them drinks talk to the, to the barmaid a little bit. We're chilling. And he welcomes you your well onward. Salty truck salty. Chuck that's me come with me. They're very American sounding peasant from liberal wall.

And so immediately the crew just like pat, like pushes past you and you can see, they bring in bringing the mask up and putting the sales. And, uh, you see like four of them, like turning the wheel around the massive, bring that anchor up. And like there, you can see that there are crates and they're bringing it two by two and then drinks has two.

I ain't got too much work for you right now. I don't know if they told you about this, but we'll be going well, hunting. Whoa. I hope you can find the space downstairs or if you want. Just do that all later. You could, if you want, you could help out with some of the crew mates, bringing the, uh, harpoons and the crossbows on, on board, and he points down at the dock and you can see that there's a few harpoons and crossbows that needs to be brought on now.

Or you could go help out. Did a lady up there up in the Eagles. So my options are, are to rest, help with the artillery or go up to the Eagle's nest. Yes, I did just have a lot of beer. So as you could probably hear one of the bully boys has grunted. So anyways, sounds like it sounds like they might need some help.

I'm going to go help with artillery because I, you know, I'm just, uh, I'm just a lowly fisherman. I've never been around crossbows. I want to go see what those crossbows look like. All right. So you had down and, uh, you can see two very burly men. And one of them has a mom tattoo horse, of course. And the other one has, has an anchor tattoo.

Yeah. Focus, start to the Mon tattoo all the way he looks. They look salty. Chuck ain't it. That TSI, right. Mind helping us a little bit. Yeah. Take these, uh, take these bolts and they hand you like, uh, like two quivers of bolts. But as you're looking at it, the bolts are like, have like dried blood and rust on them.

Oh. And you could just smell the loft thing of, of a coochie. Um,

yeah. Of of, of nasty ass. Well, right on there. Okay. Right there, sucking around your shoulder and help us here. And as you do that, you can see it. The boxer carrying is massive and like the, the top kind of nudges over a little bit, you can see that there is a like six foot long harpoon, a harpoon bolt. But it smells, it reeks Elliot.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Right? Yeah, that, that child do. Wow. Okay. You said long ad and he, they lift and you bring it up and it almost falls onto you like the, from the sheer amount of weight. But you managed to get it on. Everyone kind of looks at you. I just like fresh meat. So let's do a little bit of a time skip.

Right. All right. A little bit of time. Skip. I help with the, I help with the things. So, so now you're off at sea. Oh, how far are we time skipping? We're like, I go four hours. I didn't even get to spend my money before I left the money I earned. This is all in my pocket. I would see. Yeah. Kendrick notices you Laddie.

You could go and leave it in the, in the corners. If you need, what am I holding? Carrying everything still. Still. Yeah. Why am I carrying everything? I don't know. I thought this was like a week later. Well, this is four hours later. I'm still carrying everything. All right. All right. All right. I go put the shit down.

All right. You down for another song. Oh, my God. I think we have to, I'm getting to that point. Wait, you know, why am I off? I haven't been drinking that much lately. Why am I offline, bro? I wish I had a studio, but I don't have my bedroom and soon I will have a college dormitory with my own router. Okay. Okay.

Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Anything, but to me, right. Anything, but to me, that's in parentheses, like everything that's in parentheses, except for, to me. What do you see to me? You don't want me to say to me? No. Okay. All right. Back to it. So you got to watch the lip smacking my guy mad loud.

Lip-smacking

this might be the first episode where the blooper real disgusting. Probably we could have some answers. Oh, gee.

Oh my God. So as, as you put your stuff back in, uh, it's you can look up as you look up, there's like vast amount of stars. You can point out the big difference. Wow. Is it little dipper out right now? Look at all those stars. That's a little dipper, which I shouldn't know because I'm a peasant with no astral astrology education.

I mean, you're able to put like your hand up drama to galaxy. You're able to put it, hang out with this guy and like, be like, oh, that's enough. Sorry. I thought you were going to say, I can put it out and grab a star. Here is. You hear from above as you're looking up almost like a child's voice call out to you

and, and the voice continues. Come up here, what'd you, and you can see there's a platform and there's a, there's a nother skinny, young man there. He's not a child. No. Oh my God. This poor lad. And you can hear some, some laughter going around. And you can hear dendrite. Uh, you don't have to go up there if you don't want to.

It's up to you. I asked Hendrick, who is that twig calling me up there. Ah, well, the name's Keenan Keaton Keaton, the skinny, oh no. Keaton. Uh, the barge lad, the part the barge led. Yeah. Okay. Why, what does he want from me? So now you have the option of going up or staying down. Why does he want me to go up there?

We don't know. Nope. You know, my kid, you know what I'm going to pick and I hate you for this. I want to go see what that little dude wants from me. Okay. So you can see that there's, uh, like the, the, the rope netting type of thing, and you begin to climb up it. Okay. And as you head up, you can see, uh, Keenan.

Standing there and he stands. I'm assuming you're like your real life height, right? Yeah. He stands in that about like six inches tall, shorter than you. Oh my. Oh. And I'm already short guys and you can see that he's wearing like a he's pretty well-dressed actually, it's kind of weird. He has a purple. Uh, like scarf toughest thing, right?

That's not have this era, buddy. He, you can see that there's like a bucket. She reaches down and takes out the next drink. Oh my God. You buffoon. You played me right into it right into the next one. Huh? All right. Yes, sir. Keaton looks up at us. Akita looks up at me and it's tough. It's purple. What is, what is purple?

And he goes, Hey, I saw you at the bar the other night. I mean, earlier I saw you at the bar. I see you like yourself, a good cup of brew. He presents me with a, with a nice mug and he said, This here, this is grandma's purple nipple.

So this is next. Beer is called. Oh my God. This one's called grandma's purple nipple. All right. We got some grandma's purple nipple here. It's um, it's a barrel aged sour beer brewed with lavender and raspberries product of France. Okay. I would love to say it. Let me hear it, but I don't want to mess it up.

This one. Yes. Le not the Bosch.

I'm going to spell it out. LA LA and then D. I don't know what that accent is called, bro. D w you have the, the accent thing on top, you know, the Spanish accent, B a U C H E lot. The book, the buck, DePaul is this, this is this an offensive? I'm sorry. We're sorry to all our French speaking.

Okay, Maddie doesn't know whether I'm going to put more information about this in the comments and the description. I mean, since I, I, I don't speak French. I'm sorry. And I don't know how to pronounce this. Oh, we should have. I just realized we finished our beers without saving any for the ranking. Don't worry about the ranking.

This is a special episode. Okay. So anyways, this beer is 5.9% alcohol per volume. Yeah, grandma's purple nipple, Bruton, France. So the picture. Wow. What is that? So there's a grandma. She has purple nipples and she's in a beer she's in the big cup taking a bath, her nipples. So I I'm imagining that I'm telling you this, right?

And you're imagining some cartoon depiction. No, this is like some fine Renaissance is some fine art on here of a grandma with purple nipple. And a beer cup with a little, a little I'm assuming that's grandpa back there. Yeah, I think grandpa's in the back. That would have showed him the other one. That's the girl.

That's the mistress. That's not the grandpa's mistress. As grandma's Ms. Rose, she's wielding a fickle. She's going to go kill grandpa owl. There's our beer.

So one more time before we taste this, I apologize that I can't pronounce things properly, but it seems like a fun beer and I'm sure it's going to taste great too. Open it up, pour it out to it's just like, yeah, I hope. You can do it. Ooh, come on teeth, man. France got some solid. I'm actually gonna use the, I'm gonna use this for this.

He is going to use it. All right. So for everyone who does know, because this hasn't been described before, I usually use my teeth open beer bottles. Don't do that. It's not classy, nor is it. Healthy, but I just do it because I can't only, it's only a cool party trick, but you risk, you know, breaking your teeth.

Yeah. This, this France though. Reinforced. All right. So you just got to keep Americans like you away from it. Oh my God. Does this smell good or bad? I don't know what that face is. I don't know. I don't up in my open mind. Open mind. Okay.

Oh, yeah,

bubbled on my pants and on your phone and my hands. That's my phone, bro. Okay. Lisa, not on my computer and that's all that matters. Wait, I want to lick it, but I don't want to taste it yet. Oh, D head. Oh yeah. I poured this terribly. Um, so that's not the one that bubble. Yeah. So there's not there's no, um, this episode's very unrefined and that's because they're drinking throughout this episode, which is something we don't normally do.

This is a specialty episode. It's me. So there's a lot of head when you pour this. It got there. Okay. Yeah, I let them hear the bubble sizzle. Um, wow. It's a hazy Amber color, not purple, not purple. Like grandma's nibbles the smell though. Class. I can classify that as purple. Yup. That's a beautiful, here's the thing.

Here's the thing it said of lavender, right? Normally when things are like lavender, it's like, it's like a gimmick lavender, right? I don't know about raspberry, uh, smells like lavender lemonade. So this is a sour. I don't like sours. They hurt me. They hurt I'm sensitive. And my hand is no sticky, but anyways, let's, let's give it a taste.

Ooh, tea. Yeah. Straight to you. Beer taste. If you want alcoholic. Warmness actually, I don't suggest doing that. Don't warm it up, but it tastes like tea. Okay. That's the best way I could put it. It tastes like a lavender brew tea with some raspberries thrown in there. Sure. Don't really taste the rest. I don't know why I'm putting it into a cup, but kind of sailor.

Are you good? I'm going to give it another go just for a second. Same. You're not going to like it. It's a lavender flavor. She's like grass.

I'm going to keep that bird, literally alcoholic tea. I'm going to give another taste just to see how much percentage. Okay. Here's the thing. This beer not core and not for enjoying a time out with the boys. No, no, you're not. This is like artisinal, this is like something you enjoy to enjoy once and then never again.

It's good. I don't know about that one. No, it's good. But can you pound these? No. Oh, can you pound? It is. We're supposed to be pounded. Depends on the person. I'm a fan of going out, drinking with the boys pounding beers, but I'm also a fan of tasting new flavors. So for me, this is great, but at the same time, half of me is also.

Hm. I don't know. I can do, but I can get behind that idea. Yeah. What are you saying? I think for me personally, it's kind of like, like, uh, for example, you, you got a girl over and like, she, you don't have money for the champagne. You know, you get this and it's like, it's close enough. Honestly, if you poured it into a champagne cup, the only thing that will give it away is the color.

Exactly. And if you, and if the color wars you broach throw something like a Stella, you pissed in it.

I was going to say like, you know, poor, poor, a little bit of a, some seltzer water. Fucking, there it is. What's his name? Trenton treated Kayden Keaton given us grandma's purple nipple. It probably brewed this himself. It's not bad though. I kinda like it. If he drank it in a big enough swag, it just tastes like lemonade with some laboratory.

Oh, really? Yeah. I'm going to keep it in the bottle from now on. Thank you, Keaton. Rolling at us. Jared still has mad head. So I know this is the third. This is the third beer. Yeah, my head, this is the third beer, but surprise, surprise. We have a horse. So that should, that should be extra fun. So let's see.

Let's continue. Let's see, we drank, we drank Keaton Keaton. We drank Keaton's grandma's purple nipple. What's next. As, as, uh, you take a swig cuter kind of just pushes the bottle back. Oh my God. Kinda and makes you track it and you all know all off the platform. Are we, are we relaying this in real life? Huh?

Are we really listening to real life? I can. Okay. I won't. That's fine. All right, Jared, Jared's playing the role of Keaton. I'm playing the role of salty. Chuck. Here we go. Come now let's take a drink. There we go. Keep going. Salted. Chuck did not do it. He couldn't.

Grandma's purple nipple is a carbonated mother of a bitch. Oh yeah, dude. You see, whoa. That's a lot of head. I fell over. He pushed me Keaton pushing me. I fell over the beard, went all over me. Yep. Well, you're still up there, right? I'm still up there. He helps you up to here. And as he does that, he says, all you y'all young fellows who follow the C oh, whoa.

This isn't what Keaton sound like yet. It's given us.

Kamala you young fellows who original back to the original Roshi. That was, I hate Keaton. Go back to the original. All right. So you hear dandrich yell out, Dentrix out on the, on the deck, on the bay, big dude, he's on the deck on the deck. You're you're currently in the middle of the mat. We hear dendrite.

Come all you young fellows who follow the sea to me. Hey, blow the man down and pray, pay attention and listen to me. Give me some time to blow the man down. Deep water sailor, Justin from Hong Kong.

man down. If you buy me a drink, then I'll sing you a song. Give me some time to blow the man down. Blow blow down.  blows a man down, blow him right back into Liverpool town. Give me some time to blue the man down. And as you're doing as like, he didn't like. Uh, it helps you up and like begin to Sr that and Dentrix starts singing that they begin to like shake the poet, the master.

What did, what kind of ship is this? They're just singing, bro. I'm not even doing any work. Okay. And they started shaking it and AF after the entire song and, and you're done shaking Keaton, like whispered gives you a hug. A little bit of initiation. Yeah. Oh my God. I don't like Keaton, bro. He's a little creepy and let's let you go back down and Keaton sucks.

He sucks. So giving me grandma's purple nipple. So you guys all had often to the you're heading out into sea. So the rudder, the waters aren't that rough. It's not that bad. And dendrite tells all the, all the mates to go. You head off into sleep, wake up the next morning, Dentrix like stamping and like ringing a bell, like, you know, Al bells waking us up.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. He's waking us up just like this. Just like this flow. Just give a demonstration. Oh my God. And you wake up. Oh, my goodness. Well, grandma's nipple God. That's why you don't bang a full bit here. I got you. Oil pro grandmas nipple just got hella FIGO. It's going to go down and look at it.

Look at our magic. Now look at it. A bully man. There it is. There it is. He's waking up from the slumber and dendrite goes over to you. All right, listen up. Uh, that's wrong, boys. Listen up, uh, salty truck. I'm gonna need you to load the harpoons today. Oh my God. Oh, Kendrick brother. I don't, I've never loaded harpoons.

You're going to learn today or swap to hoop down no harpoons today. And so you go out. Yeah. You can see that there are like, like instead of cannons, like four cannons, there's four harpoon guns. Oh my God. And there are seven crossbows. We're going wailing on the, on the deck wailing and everyone else is doing their own thing.

You're the only one loading loading. Oh. So as you go, what are you doing? Purse, the harpoon guns, or the harpoons. What's a crossbow gonna do to a whale. All right. So you go over to the harpoon guns, you lift up the first harpoon and you realize that heavy and you realize how heavy six foot rod. That's just a harpoon.

You loaded it into the gun and dendrite, you can feel Dentrix eyes. Oh wait, wait. I chose harpoons. I'm a ding-dong right. Good to know. And he looks at you and he's just snotty with his arms. Folded. What are you putting first? Are you putting, are you knocking the string back first or are you putting the.

The harpoon. Oh my God. You asked you in this. Cause I don't know how our harpoon works. Obviously I'm putting the string. There's a string in a harpoon. That's a crossbow. It's a harpoon con. There's a string. There's an old, there's no string. What do you do? Her pulling guns or gunpowder? Aren't they? No, they're not gunpowder.

We'll be back. With your program. We've come to the conclusion. We don't know how ancient technology works. So we're just going to assume it's like a giant crossword. Oh yes. I pull back the string. Okay. You pull back the string as you put the gun forward and let go of the string. Nothing happens. Well, not locked and loaded.

Oh, I did good. And dendrite like nods his head and goes away. Ah, I love approval. So you go off loading off the other ones or you want to roll a die? Who says that danger does? No, I'm asking. All right, I'll roll the dice. I don't know what you got in playing here, but I'll roll a die. Where am I rolling it on?

Just rolling here. Rolling a die here. They won't be able to hear them from here. Roll to die right here. Okay. Okay. I roll what'd you get a three of three. Yeah. And as you load the last gun, we'll leave it off for there. Oh my God damn. Unfortunately, guys, this is going to have to be a, to be continued type story.

Jared we'll be back and salty trucks journey will continue. Um, I don't think we're going to be able to get to the fourth beer actually. So we're, we'll do that next time unless, you know what? Forget that salty chunk salty, Chuck, he loaded those harpoon guns. He did such a good job. He deserves one Dedrick said he go brother.

Let's do it. Let's have a little real quick before we finish off, there's going to be no readings today. We don't have enough time. I know the perfect tool for this, by the way, this last beer is covered in wax, pull up the information you can read about it. So this is the dark arts scotch barrel aged espresso, Imperial stout with bread.

It's an Imperial stout. Yeah, this is hefty. So aging methods, scotch sour stuff. South. Wait. Yeah, wait, no style sour, stout, probably ingredients espresso. You're trying to best do I can't speak generally. You do your best, bro. No, it's so nice. Oh my goodness. Yeah, the packaging on this is extremely. It's hefty.

Alright. So for reference the, uh, in case you guys wanted to buy it on the top, there's a little scroll kind of thing that says wicked weed. What does that say? Wicked weed brewer brewing and the cover art has a, like a Mexican style skull with snakes on coming out of it. And on the side of it, like a day of the dead school and data that skull.

Yeah. Sorry. That was a little racist. No, I just meant, I meant me saying, I know that's what I said. Be more specific. It wasn't racist. It was just actually a bottle cap. This is a bottle cap underneath all that wags. This is getting me tight. Yes. Okay. And the cover, the top of it is covered in  bottle cap and the court.

That's why you have the multi-tool. Oh, my God. Is it a cork as the beard? Just no, dude, it's a cork. What does that look like? See, this is how you know, he doesn't have a sea likes, salty. Chuck doesn't know what a cork is. All bro. Why'd you have to go so much on the side

salty truck. What are you doing? I went too deep.

That sounds like you're breaking the bottle. Nah, look bro. I did it. Whoa. It smells good. It smells fantastic. Yeah. It smells amazing. Heartless thing. Let's take a look pitch by get again. It's a little more brown than the other one. You think so? Yeah, no head on last. Oh here. Let me read this 20 eighteens.

Dark arts is fermented with our house. When our house  culture and aged for over a year in scotch barrels, we then rested the stout on copious amounts of mountain air roasters, black mountain espresso. This unique creation of our once a year. Imperial stout stands Testament to our belief that creativity is bound.

Cheers to wandering a little deeper into the dark arts, 14.5% alcohol. All right. Taste sauce tastes nice. Give me the bottle. Straight espresso, pure coffee, straight espresso. Amazing tastes. Really good. Cause I love the espresso. That's the only coffee I really drank. Yeah. The seems like pure coffee guys.

It's very strong. Um, I, I hate to do that. I don't know. Um, I can't explain the circumstances, but unfortunately we're going to have to cut it off here. Very good beers. All of the beers today were fantastic. Would you, when you say so, yeah, very good. I give a rating. I already have my ratings done. Go ahead.

You do your ratings. All right. So the first, uh, like lowest not, it's not bad. It's just, my lowest out of today will probably be the as follows. And then followed by, um, by grandma's purple nipple. As much as I love purple has to go to like third place. Okay. Next will be Gunner's daughter. And then last will be this dark arts.

You mean your favorite star cards? Yeah. Wow. Well, this journey, we will be continued in another episode. Thank you guys for joining us. You said this was tipsy talking. I know it was a little bit different episode and just wrapping up. There's just some unforeseen circumstances and that's just how it's going to be.

But the Robey is part two. Yeah. Salty Chuck's journey will continue. Indeed. Thank you guys for listening. I had a great time tonight. Good night.

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